Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Anti Joke

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