Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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vitamin c

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Christianity.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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