What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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