- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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