- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

what's up? my penis.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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