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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why? Because.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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baloney sandwich

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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