- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Why?

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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