- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

SUCK MY NUTS

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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