Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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robin, get in the car.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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knock knock There's no door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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