What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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