What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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that wall over there ->

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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