Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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