- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If youre African, why are you white?

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