Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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bologna

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