- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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