What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

You have friends

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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