Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

My Butthole.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Neil is a reterd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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