Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

7+5=12

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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