There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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CFL

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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A man died.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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