A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

haha Otarts was here

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Massie is a fatass

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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