I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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alert('The Game')

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The queen having a shit

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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