A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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