what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Horse.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Guest what? Dog

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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