- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

what to call someone thats gay zak

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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