What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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epic win?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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