What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Loperson

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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My Butthole.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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