What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What? Why?

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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