- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

The game.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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