- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

I walk into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

woman's rights

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Ms Leong Sux

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock knock There's no door

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