why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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