What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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