I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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