- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

women's rights.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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