- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

anti jokes are really funny

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

whats my name? Matt

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Here's a joke for you, my life...

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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