- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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