- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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