What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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