- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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