Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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