Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

no rasist joks

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

what's black? a lot of things.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Anti Joke

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