- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

oh hey.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

can you pass the soap?

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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