- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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