- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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