did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

i have yougurt mit traktor

i just wrote this so hard

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

My Butthole.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

watch me nae nae

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Anti Joke

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