Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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