- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Massie is a fatass

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Urban ghettos

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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