What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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