Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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my wife out of the kitchen

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Anti Joke

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