- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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