A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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