Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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