Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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This sentence is a lie.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A van drives into a car.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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