how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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