- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

your face

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Japan

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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