How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Try it Yourself »

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Tucker Rivera

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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