- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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