- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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