Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A gay man watches football.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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