Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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