- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

why did matt die? He had cancer

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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