Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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The game.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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