What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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