Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

haha Otarts was here

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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