How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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this is stupid .... yep

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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