- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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