Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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