Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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boner

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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There's my tractor.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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