why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what has genitial warts? me

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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John Cena

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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