- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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