Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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