- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Mooses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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