Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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