What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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