- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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