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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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