Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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