A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How high is the sky? True or False

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

ugvvvvvv

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...