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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression