Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What comes after 69? 70

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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you gay?

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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