- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Your mom.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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