Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

can you touch your toes? no

Ron Paul for President!

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

if got a joke if fogot it

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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