- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

I walk into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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