What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's just not right? Left

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