what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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