What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Guest what? Dog

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Horse.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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