Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Face Hunter is scum

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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