What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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