Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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