- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Justin with a hat.

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