What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Your Mother

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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