- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Dwight Howard

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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