What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Nah

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Walnut

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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