- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

The game.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

like most people my age. im 27

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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