- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Julian Ha.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A guy at a baseball game....

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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