A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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NASCAR

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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