- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How high is the sky? True or False

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18