- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

7+5=12

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats my name? Matt

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

anti jokes are really funny

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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