A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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