What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Anti Joke

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